Jacksonville Magazine readers may know Kerry as the snarky, pop culture-obsessed calendar blurbist, but the Aston, Pa. native is also an award-winning humorist, best-selling author and renowned gourmand. Translation: She won Girl With the Best Sense of Humor in second grade; her excuse anthology, The Hooky Book, is ranked #2,602,926 on Amazon.com’s bestsellers list; and she is the reigning female Krystal hamburger eating champion of Florida. When she’s not working, Kerry enjoys traveling, watching TV, doing crossword puzzles and stalking D-list celebrities. In her next life, she hopes to be a house cat.
















