Belated congratulations to Jacksonville's Hall "Hoover" Hunt who won the 2009 National Sweet Corn Eating Championship in West Palm Beach last month. Currently ranked seventh in the world by the International Federation of Competitive Eating, Hunt bested the impressive field (field... corn ... get it?) of competitors including former champs Sonya "Black Widow" Thomas and "Crazy Legs" Conti by eating 33 ears of corn in 12 minutes.
I'd be willing to bet his victory party was held in a bathroom.